Kain Carter

He’s right. But we knew this, there’s no need to drill into your head the amount of money people waste on material items. But, everything isn’t for everyone. As for me? I bought it, because I love documentaries. It was only $9. He’s funny enough for my $9. I can care less what people have to say about me spending my $9. I wouldn’t spend $9 on any movie out right now. So yeah, take my $9 and introduce me to your life outside of Youtube.

xoxo TiffaneyDanielle

Funny Convos for the Jersey fam and friends..

Funny Convos from my Jersey Fam and friends

Moses: What would you do if a crackhead kept moving your garbage cans to the middle of the street?
Me: hahahahahahahahaha I would laugh

Mart: We got mad similac so I’m gonna get fucked up!
Me: That’s a shame..you only got similac for your son so you wouldn’t have to breastfeed
Mart: You right IM GETTIN FUCKED UP!
Me: Lmao

Jhamil: We grown..i don’t have to tell yall how to act
*proceeds to tell us how to act*

Ashley talkin to jhamil: I don’t know why she wants to fight me..imma ask her.
Ashely: AYO TIFF WATZ GOOD?!
Me: IDGAF!! WHATS GOOD!!!!

Jhamil: First of all, when they see all them cigarette burns on her face they not gon know what to do.
Me and Mart: Roflmao

Me: Tynesha
Mart: Is that all?
Me: No, nikki
Mart: Damn bitch..is that all?
Me: No, Ashley
Mart: OMG
Both of us: hahahahahha

Me: Yo..its like he got permanent tims on his feet…that lil boy feet are sooo strong
Mart: hahahaha

Jhamil: Its cuz you fat..you fat bitch
Dominick: Shut the fuck up!
Jhamil: You mad cuz you know you fuckin fat you fat bitch
Everybody: hahahahaha

Jhamil: Why is it so many candy canes missin off the tree
Me: I had like 2
Spunky: Stop lyin WHORE!
Everybody: hahahahaha

*i open the bathroom door*
Mart talkin to Ashley: You can’t put all the blame on you.
*Ashley cryin into the toilet*
Me: Oh hell no *walks off*

Boy#1: Suck a nigga dick
Boy#2: I be stuntin like my daddy
Mart: what kinda remix is that?

Me: Yooo I swear to God!
Mart: I know I know..and he ova here..
Me: He is? Ok gotta go bye girl bye *click*

Jhamil: Cuz if me and my son aint got nowhere to live!

Mart: …go to ya locka say hello..get on my nerves and do it some mo..actin like a dumb ass hoe..tellin all them corny jokes..sayin “Look at dem sneakaz” Oh!
Me: hahahahhahahahahahha

Mart: Idk what it is about me! Mart do this! Mart do that! Mart stay on the phone while I take this pregnancy test! Damn!
Me: hahahahahaahahahahaaha she fed up yall

Andrew: Let a bitch talk about my pink track!
Me: They just hatin Drew.
Andrew: I know! Just cuz I’m Andy The Barbie and shit!
Me: hahahaha

Me: Witcha drunk ass!
Ashley: If I was drunk culd I do this!
*does nothing*
Me: You aint do shit
Ashley: I didn’t?
Me: Hahahahahahhaha

My Grandmother: Come here so I can squeeze ya butt.
Me: Grandma you a freak
My Grandmother: I’m a lesbian!
Me: Hahahaha no you not!

Me: Ahfyskvntidhvuridhryvj IM THE MUTHAFUCKIN JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!
Ashanti: Hahahahahahahahaahah

Jayson: I want to meet all the special people in your life.
Me: That was the gayest thing you ever said..man it up a lil bit.
Jayson: *in a gay voice* if you can’t love me the way I am then *snap* we can’t do this!
Me: What the fuck is it opposite day? Hahahahahaha

Funny Convos =]

Funny convos:

Darnell: You’ll never see any pony action better than this
Verdarial: *laughs*
Darnell: I kno you aint talkin bout my pony action because if you put yo hair in a pony it don’t even move.
Me: Ros(shuttle)lmao

Verdarial: This cake is dry
(pause)
I guess that’s two dry things today hahaha
Alisha: actually it was really wet.
Everybody: ewww come on now we eatin
Alisha: what? It was

Alisha: …and Verdarial you were her roommate..and she f***ed you over too..
Verdarail: (blank stare) what?
Everybody: Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Me: Oh snap! We going to the muthaf***in skin party of the century!!!!
Verdarial: Tiffaney SHUT UP!
Me: Imma start kickin people if I can’t get off this shuttle!

Alisha: Nah f*** that I hate liars!
Me and Verdarial: Hahahaha she lied to yall!

Me: Remember in Baby Boy when she had on the dress…and she she dis my all purpose dress..i can go to the club and go dancin..BITCH THAT AINT NO ALL PURPOSE DRESS..thats a hoe dress!
(pause)
Buddy Verdarial got a hoe dress

Gabbi: Nah f*** dat! I don’t like nobody playin on my phone!
Me: When keepin it real goes wrong hahaha

Security guard: Did you get yo package Ms. Wilson
Verdarial: yeah I got it
Darnell: oooh did you get yo package? Mmmhmmm
Me: Was it big?
Darnell: Omg Aney..it had to be you lol

Valerie’s friend Amiri: Haha Superextralarge!
(long silence)
Me: Ok see now you fuckin it up..u Verdarial now cuz that just wasn’t the time

Verdarial: I am a child of God. (Holds up C)
Me: C.O.G ON DECK!
Gabbi: Oh so yall a gang now

Gabbi: The cooch would feel much better with some money by it
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: And you said Jungle wasn’t going to be the first or the last and I can get Gabbi to vouch for that shit! (drunken stammer)

Valerie: Alisha you don’t know what the f*ck a Pink Panties is?
Me and Gabbi thinkin: Damn what Alisha do to her?

Verdarial: I wouldn’t let them fight tho.
Me: I WOULD
Gabbi: What kind of friend are you?
Me: I’m just trying to help them express themselves
Gabbi: Uh Uh that’s not helpin!
Me: Whateva…it sounded good

Valerie’s friend Kadeem: Shut the f*** up!
Me: you shut the fuck up!
Kadeem: Fuck You!
Me: fuck you!
Kadeem: fuck you
Me: fuck you with a big long dick!
Kadeem: fuc…wait…(confused look)..what?
Verdarial: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alisha: What are they going to argue over who got the worst boyfriend?
Me: lmao
Alisha: No my boyfriend is worse…noooo! My boyfriend is worse
Me: roflmao

Verdarial: Girl when she said he was cute I had to stop myself from laughin
Me: Hahahahaha

Alisha: (makes club beat) look at dat grease…look at dat grease…look at dat grease..ooh dats dry
Me and Darnell: lmao!

Me: I’m hungry
Darnell: You always hungry
Me: My stomach is eating itself

Darnell: All that booty don’t make no sense
Talia: Oooh…and her pants are tight
Me: Where? (turns around) yea she got suction

Valerie: Richard not a stalker.
Me: That’s just because you liked him back…if you didnt..he would have stalked you.

Alisha: He don’t want you! Not gon give you his number..dont got no twitter..WHAT YOU DOIN?
Everybody: Hahahahahahahahaa

Gabbi: I was thinkin..what if she really beat her up?
Me: oh I swear to God I thought that this morning
Verdarial: what?
Gabbi: What if she actually win.
Verdarial: oh no..we’ll never hear the end of it..cuz then she’ll think she gangster

Verdarial: Umm…we don’t take credit cards..
Everybody: shocked/about to laugh

Talia: who? Is that geico gecko?
Everybody: lmao

Me: Alisha say nigga
Alisha: You want me to say it…nigga..there I said it
Me: oh shit ill drink to that (takes a shot)

Gabbi: You not keepin it G Verdarial!!
Verdairal: You right..i don’t care…i like riding my bike and not getting robbed in my neighborhood

Darnell: so your Tiffaney’s bitch now
Verdarial: Yea
Everybody: lmao
Verdarial: she wasn’t ready

Gabbi: Alisha, I’m not used to you cursing like this
Alisha: naw…cause she keep doin the same shit
Verdarial:…we readay…we readay…
Darnell: Verdarial shut up!

xoxo TiffaneyDanielle’